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Monthly Archive for September, 2012

What is Life?

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#1: “You can put a bigger bucket under the leak, or you can fix the leak.” #2: “If you want to be treated like a lady, don’t dress like a hoochie mama.” #3: “Half the quotes attributed to Mary Angelou are made up.” –Mary Angelou

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The Yucky Strawberry!

(Gideon left a stawberry on the counter with one bite taken out of it) ME: Gideon, why is this strawberry here? GIDEON: I didn’t want it anymore. ME: (I take a bite of the stawberry) Why didn’t you want it? GIDEON: Because it’s yucky. ME: (Take another bite of strawberry) This stawberry isn’t yucky. It’s […]

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AMILIA: Daddy, do you know why Native Americans and called Indians? ME: Why? AMILIA: Because when Christopher Columbus landed in the New World, he thought he was in Indiana.

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I Can’t Hear My Brain!

“Sissy, you’re being so loud, I can’t hear my brain talk!” –Gideon, Age 5.

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Important Grammar Is?

My thanks to the unknown person who created this since it gave me a good laugh!

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Hot Blonde!

If you see me with a hot blonde, don’t be alaramed. It’s just Kim with a new color and hairstyle!

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Jail is Bad

“Jail is the worst place in the world! They make you eat two vegetables every meal!” –Gideon, Age 5.

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Call me old fashioned, but I like the national anthem just the way it is. There is no need to modernize it, jazz it up, or dress it up.

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Die or Dye?

“Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Mommy, you’re old! are you going to die soon?” –Gideon, Age 5, after seeing Kim’s gray roots. Maybe he was asking if Kim was going to DYE soon.

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