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The Yucky Strawberry!

(Gideon left a stawberry on the counter with one bite taken out of it)

ME: Gideon, why is this strawberry here?

GIDEON: I didn’t want it anymore.

ME: (I take a bite of the stawberry) Why didn’t you want it?

GIDEON: Because it’s yucky.

ME: (Take another bite of strawberry) This stawberry isn’t yucky. It’s yummy!

GIDEON: No, it’s not.

ME: (I finish the stawberry) It was fine. Why did you say it was yucky?

GIDEON: Because it fell on the floor and the dog licked it. EWWWWWW!!!!! And people wonder why I’m always sick.

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