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GIDEON: Sissy, do you want this piece of candy?
AMILIA: No, thank you. I already had too much. I don’t want to get fat.
GIDEON: Oh. Here you go, Daddy.
ME: No, thank you.
GIDEON: Why don’t you want it, Daddy? You’re already fat.

(Grandpa is telling stories about me to Gideon)
GRANDPA: And your Daddy had a strict rule about Christmas presents when the was your age: No Clothes.
GIDEON: EWWWWWW!!!! Why would he want to open presents naked?

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