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Fat Daddy

GIDEON (Age 6): Daddy, when you die, I’m going to save all your fat.
ME: Why in the world would you save my fat?
GIDEON: I’m going to sell it!
ME: Who in the world would want to buy my fat?
GIDEON: The gym.
ME: Why in the world would the gym want to buy my fat?
GIDEON: To show people what will happen to them if the don’t excercise.
I think I’ve just been called fat.

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