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Suck Frogs!

GIDEON (Age 6): Daddy, no matter what school says, they can’t make me suck frogs!
ME: Huh?
GIDEON: Sissy says when I’m in 6th grade, the school makes you suck frogs!
AMILIA: DISSECT, Gideon! I said DISSECT!
GIDEON: Oh!… What does that mean?
ME: It means you cut frogs open to look their lungs, guts, hearts, and brains.
GIDEON: Oh! Cool! Daddy, I can’t wait to suck frogs!

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