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How Not to Be a Sucker

AMILIA: Daddy, you’re too much of a sucker.
ME: I am?
AMILIA: Yea, you always give the dog treats when he begs; You always give Gideon and me stuff; You always buy the things on TV.
ME: I do?
AMILIA: Yea. You have a problem. Do you want me to teach you how not to be a sucker?
ME: Uh, OK. Sure.
AMILIA: OK. That’ll be $5.00, please.

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