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How to Rule the World

GIDEON: Daddy, why does General Zod (from Superman), kill people?
ME: Because he wants to rule the world.
GIDEON: That’s horrible!
ME: I know. . . (I’m So proud of his tender heart).
GIDEON: He shouldn’t do that!
ME: I know. (What a sweet compassionate boy I have. . .)
GIDEON: I can’t believe he would do that!
ME: I know. (He has such a passion for life. . .)
GIDEON: If you want to rule the world, you should ENSLAVE people, not KILL them. You need minion’s if you’re going to rule the world!

(I’m beginning to wonder if this kid’s a reincarnation of Alexander the Great…)

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