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ME: Amilia, did you hear Susie’s dad is getting married?
GIDEON (AGE 6): What? That’s horrible! That’s just wrong! I can’t believe it! That should be illegal! What’s next? Dogs getting married?
ME: What’s wrong with Susie’s dad getting married?
GIDEON: Oh! Susie’s DAD! I thought you said Susie’s CAT!

Personally, I think if two cats are in love, they should be able to get married.

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