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(Amilia and Gideon fighting in the back seat)

AMILIA (Age 10): I’m older, so you have to listen to me!

GIDEON (Age 6): Oh, yea? Well, I’m going to live longer than you!

ME: Well, actually, if you both take care of yourselves, you’ll die about the same time since girls live longer than boys.

GIDEON: How do you take care of yourself?

ME: You get 8 hours of sleep a night, eat fruits and vegetables, avoid junk food, and exercise.

GIDEON: Oh! So you mean we should do the opposite of you?

Ouch! Who says kids aren’t paying attention?

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