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You Youglee!

GIDEON (AGE 6): Daddy, can you buy me some candy at Amilia’s softball game?

ME: I think I can do that.

GIDEON: Thank you, You-Glee

ME: You-Glee? What does that mean?

GIDEON: It’s another word for ugly.

ME: Oh. Well, I only buy candy for people who are nice to me.

GIDEON: No, No! I take it back! I didn’t mean it! I only said it because I was jealous of your beautifulness!

(It’s amazing how many people are jealous of me!)

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