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Kindergarten Breakup

GIDEON (In Kindergarten): Daddy, today, a girl in my class told me she was breaking up with me.
ME: She did?
GIDEON: Yea, I didn’t even know we were dating, and I don’t even like her.
ME: A girl you weren’t dating and don’t like broke up with you?
GIDEON: Yea. . . . I don’t understand girls.
ME: Welcome to the club, son. Welcome to the club.

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