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Monthly Archive for July, 2013

I am sharing this story by Llyod Ford about Kidd Kraddick’s kindness to a cancer patient and employee, Mark Pollitt. Something Unknown About Kidd Kraddick…..Until A Promise Is Kept Today October 18, 2012 at 9:19am My best friend (Mark Pollitt) went to work for Kidd Kraddick some time ago and has shared a variety of observations along […]

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Time Machine

GIDEON (Age 6): Daddy, do you know what I would do if I had a time machine? ME: No, what? GIDEON: I’d go back in time, to like you when you were in college, and tell you that if you are lucky enough to ever have a son, take it easy on him if he […]

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Rated Teen for Ten

GIDEON (Age 6 1/2): Daddy, can you take me to see Wolverine? ME: I don’t know. I have to check the rating first. GIDEON: I hope it’s rated TEEN. AMILIA: Why do you hope that? You have to be a TEEN to watch rated TEEN movies. GIDEON: I’m old enough to watch movies rated TEEN. […]

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Hola, Amigos!

Gideon immediately endeared himself to his camp counselors when he greeted them with, “Hola! Amigos! See? I can speak Chinese!”

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He Gets an A for an F

AMILIA: Gideon, if you see a burglar, call 9-1-1 GIDEON (Age 6): No, you’re not suppose to call 9-1-1 for that. AMILIA: Yes, if you see a burglar, you call 9-1-1. Or if you’re house is on fire. Or if someone is trying to hurt you. GIDEON: No, you don’t call 9-1-1 for that. Those aren’t […]

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Reverse Child Psychology

GIDEON (AGE 6): Daddy, can you buy me some ice cream? ME: No, I’m sorry, you haven’t been a big boy today, and I only buy ice cream for big boys. GIDEON: OK. But what ever you do, PLEASE DO NOT buy me a Slurpee! ME: You don’t want me to buy you a Slurpee? […]

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Cow Appreciation Day at Chick-Fil-A

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Hard Boild

Humpty Dumpty by Gideon Galdiano (Age 6) Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again So they all had eggs and bacon for breakfast!

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SPA Internship

(I’m a client in Amilia’s “Spa”) GIDEON (Age 6): Sissy, can I work at your spa? AMILIA (Age 10): Sure! I’ll only charge you $1 a day to work here. GIDEON: No, way! AMILIA: I tell you what. Since you’re my brother, I’ll let you intern here. GIDEON: What does that mean? AMILIA: That means […]

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The Foot Club

AMILIA: Daddy, would you like a foot massage? ME: Uh, sure. AMILIA: OK, that’ll be $1 ME: That’s not too bad. AMILIA: $1 PER FOOT ME: Uh, OK. AMILIA: But that is just today’s special. The price is normally $4.00. Would you like it for $2 all the time? ME: Uh, maybe. AMILIA: The $2 […]

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