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He Gets an A for an F

AMILIA: Gideon, if you see a burglar, call 9-1-1
GIDEON (Age 6): No, you’re not suppose to call 9-1-1 for that.
AMILIA: Yes, if you see a burglar, you call 9-1-1. Or if you’re house is on fire.¬†Or if someone is trying to hurt you.
GIDEON: No, you don’t call 9-1-1 for that. Those aren’t emergencies.
AMILIA: OK . . . So when are you suppose to call 9-1-1?
GIDEON: If you get an F on you’re report card!

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