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Time Machine

GIDEON (Age 6): Daddy, do you know what I would do if I had a time machine?

ME: No, what?

GIDEON: I’d go back in time, to like you when you were in college, and tell you that if you are lucky enough to ever have a son, take it easy on him if he did something wrong, like if accidentally spilled paint on the carpet.

(I haven’t found any paint spills yet.)

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