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(Eating Dinner)

GIDEON: Daddy, can I have some Kryptonite?

ME: You want Kryptonite?

GIDEON: Yea!

ME: Uh, well . . . I don’t think they have that here.

GIDEON: Yes, they do. It’s right there!

ME: Where?

GIDEON: Right there in the salad bowl!

ME: . . . OH! You want CRUTONS!

GIDEON: Yea! I love Kryptonite! It’s so crunchy and delicious!

Does Superman know that Olive Garden now serves Kryptonite and that it’s crunchy and delicious?

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