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Future Billionaire

AMILIA (Age 11): Daddy, will I or Gideon get your money when you and mommy die?
ME: The one who is the nicest to me gets it all.
AMILIA: What if you were in the hospital, and I visited you every day and helped pay your bills?
GIDEON (Age 6): What if I was a billionaire and paid for all of your hospital bills?
AMILIA: If you were a billionaire, you won’t need his money, so I should get it.
GIDEON: That’s it! Just for that, I’m not inviting you to lunch on my yacht, Sissy!

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