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Not in Any Dimension

GIDEON (AGE 6): Daddy, this closet is a gateway to another dimension!
ME: It is?
GIDEON: Yea! I’m going to go to another dimension and another Gideon is going to take my place here.
ME: OK, but please send back a Gideon that is a big boy who eats his vegetables and listens to his mommy and daddy.
GIDEON: Sorry, but there is no such thing in any dimension, Daddy-O!

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