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He Has It Ironed Out

(I’m ironing shirts)

GIDEON: Daddy, why are you ironing your shirts?

ME: Because I want to look good. You’ll want to look good too some day, so do you want me to teach you how to iron?

GIDEON: Naw, I got that covered.

ME: How?

GIDEON: I’m going to become a Goth so I never have to iron.

He may be lazy, but he’s a genius!

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