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I Taco Love Me

ME: Gideon, look they are going to open a Taco Casa there. Do you like tacos?

GIDEON (Age 7): I love tacos!

ME: Me too! I bet you don’t love tacos as much as me!

GIDEON: Are you kidding? I’d sell you to an evil slave trader for a taco!

ME: Uh, I meant that I bet you don’t love tacos as much as I love tacos.

GIDEON: Oh . . . But I’d still sell you to a slave trader for a taco.

If I’m missing and Gideon has a taco, be very suspicious.

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