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Monthly Archive for May, 2014

Maid to Order

AMILIA (Fake British Accent): Excuse me Sir, but would you care to buy maid service? ME: How much does it cost? AMILIA: For only $15, you can have old world maid service for an entire week. ME: I can’t even get you to clean your room, why would I hire your maid service? AMILIA: I […]

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Gideon’s Boyscout Campout

Gideon’s Boyscout Campout

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Hail

Golf ball sized hail caused some damage to our car.

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Amilia’s Softball Team

Amilia’s Softball Team

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Baking Problems

(Making waffles for dinner) ME: Amilia, do you know the difference between baking soda and baking powder? GIDEON: Oh! I  want to try baking soda! ME: You do? GIDEON: Yea! It sounds so delicious! AMILIA: You know that it’s called baking soda because you bake with it right? It’s not soda with bacon in it. […]

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Hygiene Habits

ME: Gideon, what are you doing with my toothbrush? GIDEON (Age 7): I’m going to brush my teeth. ME: Use your own toothbrush. Using mine is gross. GIDEON: No it’s not! And you can’t stop me! AMILIA: Gideon, are you crazy? You’re going to get Daddy’s Old Man Germs! GIDEON: Ahhh! Never mind! I don’t […]

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AMILIA: Gideon, I’m going to a baseball game and have tickets for “All You Can Eat” seats! Don’t you wish you could go? GIDEON (Age 7): No. AMILIA: Huh? Why not? GIDEON: I don’t want to eat chairs!

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Gideon’s Grandslam

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