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Hygiene Habits

ME: Gideon, what are you doing with my toothbrush?
GIDEON (Age 7): I’m going to brush my teeth.
ME: Use your own toothbrush. Using mine is gross.
GIDEON: No it’s not! And you can’t stop me!
AMILIA: Gideon, are you crazy? You’re going to get Daddy’s Old Man Germs!
GIDEON: Ahhh! Never mind! I don’t want to use your toothbrush! I don’t want to be an crippled old man!

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