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Maid to Order

AMILIA (Fake British Accent): Excuse me Sir, but would you care to buy maid service?
ME: How much does it cost?
AMILIA: For only $15, you can have old world maid service for an entire week.
ME: I can’t even get you to clean your room, why would I hire your maid service?
AMILIA: I can see that you don’t have an appreciation for the finer things in life, Sir. I’m sorry, but you are not qualified for our services.

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