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Monthly Archive for September, 2014

C-U-P

(Due to new regulations, Gideon, age 7,  now has to wear a cup when playing baseball) GIDEON: Daddy, why is it called a cup? I doesn’t look like a cup. ME: Hmmmm . . .  You know, I don’t know. GIDEON: Oh, I know why! ME: Why? GIDEON: It stands for Circle in Underwear Protection!

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Shave and a Haircut

(Gideon getting a haircut) STYLIST: You’re so cute! I bet all the girls chase you! GIDEON: Girls are yucky! STYLIST: Oh, you still think girls are yucky? GIDEON: Yea, except my mom. SYTLIST: All girls are yucky except your mom? GIDEON: Yea. Well, my mom and girls who make donuts. (Well, I must say, I […]

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Haircut

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Beauty is Only Skin Deep

AMILIA: There’s a cute boy in school that all the girls like. ME: Really? What about you? AMILIA: Personality is more important to me than looks. ME: That’s very wise of you. AMILIA: Thank you. I’m like Mommy that way.(Was I just insulted?)

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