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The Nut Cracker

GIDEON: (Banging pecans with an ice cream scoop)

ME: Gideon, what are you doing?

GIDEON: I’m trying to crack these pecans.

ME: Here, try one of these.

GIDEON: What is that?

ME: It’s a pecan cracker. You’re grandma used to use one of those all the time.

GIDEON: (Confused.) How does it work? Did she pinch you with it and make you crack the pecans?

(While I did get pinched more times than I can count, it was never with a pecan cracker.) http://amzn.to/1LnYBuX

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