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Monthly Archive for February, 2015

20/20 Vision

GIDEON (AGE 8): Daddy, am I handsome. ME: Of course! GIDEON: Are you skinny? ME: No. GIDEON: Well, at least we know your eyesight is perfect!

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Bed Time Beep!

KIM: Gideon, brush your teeth then go to bed. GIDEON (Age 8): Gideon’s not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. *BEEEEEEEP!*

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Beating Mantle

Watching Pawn Stars: GIDEON (Age 8): Daddy, who’s Mickey Mantle? ME: He was one of the best baseball players ever. He was a center fielder and first baseman for the New York Yankees, and hit 536 career home runs. GIDEON: Phhhhht! I can hit more home runs than that! ME: That’s great! And how do […]

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