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At Starbucks

ME: I’d like a Grande Valencia Orange, please.



BARRISTA: May I have a name?
GIDEON: Pssst…. Daddy, give ’em my name.
ME: Gideon.

(Drink comes out)

GIDEON: Daddy, can I have a taste?
ME: Sure.
GIDEON: Mmmmm! This is yummy! It’s my drink now!
ME: Uh, no, it’s my drink.
GIDEON: Oh, really? I don’t see your name on it; I see mine!

Check and Mate . . . He says it paired well with his Panda Express Orange

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