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Toes Intolerant

GIDEON (Age 8): Daddy, why don’t like black toes?
ME: Huh? What are you talking about?
GIDEON: Mommy said you don’t like black toes.
ME: Huh? What did she say exactly?
GIDEON: She said you were black toes intolerant.
ME: LACTOSE INTOLERANT, Gideon! Lactose intolerant!

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