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Monthly Archive for April, 2015

Bob Smiley

Gideon may have had a defining moment tonight when he met comedian Bob Smiley. I think he gave Bob some pointers.

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Gideonpedia

Gideonpedia: Leonardo Stradivarius was a very important person in history. He served under General George Washington and did a self-portrait of him called the Mona Pizza. Leonardo then became one of the founding fathers along with George Washington and Benjamin Franklin. Avocados come from Guacamole.

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Bad to the Bone

GIDEON (AGE 8): Daddy, I think I’m a genius. ME: Really? And what are you basing that on? GIDEON: Well, you know that sciencey guy? Uh . . . what’s his name? ME: Albert Einstein? GIDEON: Yea, him! Well, you know how he was bad at school? Well, I’m even badder at school than he […]

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Super Gideon!

GIDEON: Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a superhero! Do you know why? ME: Because you want to help people? GIDEON? What? No! Because I want to wear my underwear over my pants!

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Sharing is Caring

GIDEON: Daddy, can we go to Chick-Fil-A? We can share a Frosted Lemonade. ME: Hmmmm . . . OK, sounds good! GIDEON: Daddy, I love to share. Do you know why? ME: Because “sharing is caring?” GIDEON: Huh? What? No! It’s because when the other person isn’t looking you can eat or drink what you’re […]

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Wise Guy

GIDEON: Daddy, for a quarter, I’ll give you a wise saying. ME: Hmmmm . . . OK. Here’s a quarter. What’s the wise saying? GIDEON: “A fool and his money are soon parted.”

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