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GIDEON (AGE 8): Daddy, is it true that you didn’t die because you got really lucky?

ME: Yes. It was a close call, but I’m OK now.

GIDEON: I got lucky too.

ME: Awww. . . That’s sweet, you would have missed me, huh?

GIDEON: Well, it’s just that I didn’t want to go to a really long, boring funeral.

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