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Loud Talker

(Amilia and Gideon are both sick)

GIDEON (Age 8): Amilia, how are you feeling?

AMILIA: Shhh…! Gideon do you have to talk so loud? I have a headache.

GIDEON: What? That’s just the way I talk, I can’t help it.

ME: Yea, Gideon is just a loud talker. There’s nothing wrong with that.

GIDEON: Unless I become a drug dealer. Then that wouldn’t work out so good because the cops would hear me: “HEY, BUDDY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME MORPHINE? I HAVE SOME FOR SALE CHEAP! BUT DON’T TELL ANYONE!”

I’m laughing and concerned on so many levels.

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