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Monthly Archive for December, 2015

GIDEON: Daddy, don’t get mad, but I failed an assignment today at school. ME: What did you fail? GIDEON: A word association test. ME: How do you fail a word association test? GIDEON: Well, the teacher said, “Winter,” and I said “Dead Pool.” ME: Dead Pool? Why did you say, “Dead Pool.”? GIDEON: Because when […]

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Butter Sock

GIDEON: Daddy, can I pour milk in a sock? ME: No. And why would you want to do that? GIDEON: So I can shake the sock full of milk and make butter. ME: And why would you want to do that? GIDEON: So I can make a butter sock. ME: And why do you want […]

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