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Butter Sock

GIDEON: Daddy, can I pour milk in a sock?

ME: No. And why would you want to do that?

GIDEON: So I can shake the sock full of milk and make butter.

ME: And why would you want to do that?

GIDEON: So I can make a butter sock.

ME: And why do you want a butter sock?

GIDEON: So I can hit people who annoy me with it.

ME: And why don’t you just tell them stop?

GIDEON: Because some people just need the butter sock.

I’m pretty sure he got the butter sock idea from iCarly, but it’s still funny!

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