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You’re a Rhino!

ME: Hey, Gideon! How are you feeling? What did the doctor say? GIDEON: He said I was a rhinoceros. ME: Huh? KIM: The doctor said he has the rhinovirus.

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Lucky Save

GIDEON (AGE 8): Daddy, is it true that you didn’t die because you got really lucky? ME: Yes. It was a close call, but I’m OK now. GIDEON: I got lucky too. ME: Awww. . . That’s sweet, you would have missed me, huh? GIDEON: Well, it’s just that I didn’t want to go to […]

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If I were a Rich Man

GIDEON (Age 8): Amilia, when you get married, will you please makes sure he’s rich so I can live with you and never have to work? AMILIA (Age 12): Gideon, money doesn’t matter. It’s what’s on the inside that counts. GIDEON: OK. Can you take an x-ray and make sure he is full of money […]

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Gideonpedia

Gideonpedia: Leonardo Stradivarius was a very important person in history. He served under General George Washington and did a self-portrait of him called the Mona Pizza. Leonardo then became one of the founding fathers along with George Washington and Benjamin Franklin. Avocados come from Guacamole.

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Bad to the Bone

GIDEON (AGE 8): Daddy, I think I’m a genius. ME: Really? And what are you basing that on? GIDEON: Well, you know that sciencey guy? Uh . . . what’s his name? ME: Albert Einstein? GIDEON: Yea, him! Well, you know how he was bad at school? Well, I’m even badder at school than he […]

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Super Gideon!

GIDEON: Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a superhero! Do you know why? ME: Because you want to help people? GIDEON? What? No! Because I want to wear my underwear over my pants!

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Sharing is Caring

GIDEON: Daddy, can we go to Chick-Fil-A? We can share a Frosted Lemonade. ME: Hmmmm . . . OK, sounds good! GIDEON: Daddy, I love to share. Do you know why? ME: Because “sharing is caring?” GIDEON: Huh? What? No! It’s because when the other person isn’t looking you can eat or drink what you’re […]

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Wise Guy

GIDEON: Daddy, for a quarter, I’ll give you a wise saying. ME: Hmmmm . . . OK. Here’s a quarter. What’s the wise saying? GIDEON: “A fool and his money are soon parted.”

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Toes Intolerant

GIDEON (Age 8): Daddy, why don’t like black toes? ME: Huh? What are you talking about? GIDEON: Mommy said you don’t like black toes. ME: Huh? What did she say exactly? GIDEON: She said you were black toes intolerant. ME: LACTOSE INTOLERANT, Gideon! Lactose intolerant!

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Dog Breed

GIDEON: Daddy, what is a Yorkipoo? ME: It’s a cross between a Yorkie and a Poodle. GIDEON: Oh, so if you cross two poodle, what do you get? ME: A poodle. GIDEON: No, you get a Poo-Poo! (I think he set me up on that one.)

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